Bart Simpson Dedication 
Bart Simpson Dedication
Bart Simpson Dedication
Bart Simpson Dedication

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Awe man!
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We're watchin the TV.
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The best part was when the buildings fell down.
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Relax, Lis, Dad and I always have a plan B.
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Why is she saying all this? Is she dying?
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You probably should have researched this, eh Dad.
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So, wait a minute, this means im gonna be... a failure.
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KWYJIBO - A big dumb balding, north American ape, with no chin.
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Same time, same place?
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Look! In the sky! Its Superfly!
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Man, captivity blows!
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i think i read somewhere that cows like being killed.
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I didnt think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
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Try not to move Dad, you swallowed alot of motor oil.
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Im glad we're stranded. It'll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson - only , with more cursing! We're gonna live like Kings. Damn hell ass kings.
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Wow, it's Fuhreriffic.
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Arent we forgetting the true meaning of this day-the birth of Santa?
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Toreador, oh dont spit on the floor. Please use the cuspidor, that's what it's for.
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Well... Your damned if you do and you're damned if you dont.
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I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors beforehe invented the lightbulb.
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Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub.
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I didnt do it. No one saw me do it. No one can prove anything.
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But that guy founded Spingfield. He built our first hospital out of logs and mud. If it werent for him all the settlers would have died in the great blizzard of '44.
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Hep! Hep! Lisa! My ungue! Hep - stuck in the eater.
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Ah, the life of a frog. Thats the life for me.
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Krusty wore big floppy shoes but he's got little feet like all good-hearted people.
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Part of this D-minus belongs to god.
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Dear God, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing. Alright! Twelve bucks and free grub to boot! Viva Skid Row!
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Man, I wish i was an adult so i could break the rules.
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Me? A job? Were they serious? i didnt realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away for ever.
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Joe's Crematorium. You kill em, we grill em.
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Three-time soapbox derby chamo Ronnie beck says, 'Poorly guarded construction sites are a gold mine.'
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As much as i hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit.
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Ive been scorched by Krusty before. I got a rapid heartbeat from his Krusty brand vitamins, my Krusty calculator didnt have a seven or eight, and Krusties autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions. But this time, he's gone too far!
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And later, i'll teach you the tricks of the trade: taping your swimsuit to your butt, putting petroleum jelly on your teeth for that frictionless smile, and the ancient art of padding.
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Testing! Testing!!! Testing!!!!!!!!!!
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I know, I'll go to my room and think about what I did.
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You're the boss.
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Wow! I can't believe we're going to Disney Land.
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Hey, where's all your luggage?
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Military school??? You lied to me!
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Freakouts?
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Please don't make me stay dad! I'll do anything you say! I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!
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Homer: let go of my leg!
Bart: Nooo!
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No jail can hold me!
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I wanna quit and come home.
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I'll die before I surrender Tim, who's Tim?
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Cleaning graphiti off a statue makes a mockery of everything I stand for, I don't think I can survive here Lis.
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Teacher: 4 outta 5 Simpson. Not bad, but you missed your last target.
Bart: Did I?
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What is it?
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Awe jeez Lis, I'd love to but this isn't really a good time.
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Er, I'm talking to... no-one.
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Sorry I froze you out Lis. I just didn't want the guys to think I'd gone soft on the old girl issue.
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If you quit it'd be like an expert knot tier, qutting a knot tying contest, right in the middle of trying a knot!
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I dunno, I was just looking at my shoe lases.
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But the point is, you're gonna make it Lis and I'm gonna stick by you.
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Then I'll just stick by you in secret.
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Like a sock maker secretly working on a top secret sock that...
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My killing teacher says I'm a natural.
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Meet me at the eliminator after lights out. Ps, the cadets are planning to throw their meatballs at you.
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That's it Lis, Now start crawling.
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I thought you came here looking for a challenge!
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Oh yea, well... erm... what are you doing out here?
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Well, ok... then carry on.
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Son of a... jeez...
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You can make it Lisa, I know you can, come on I know you can do it, just get your hands back on the rope, just a little further, come on, just a little bit more, that's it just a little bit more, I know you can do it. I believe in you!
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Lisa it's over. You made it!
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You can put your arms down now.
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Sir, yes sir. Luckily I am now trained in six additional forms of unarmed combat sir!
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Put it in the bank.
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What are you gonna do Homer?
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Grampa! He's not dead!
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Talk what over, what's there to talk about?
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What are we gonna talk over?
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I can't help but notice we're leaving the hospital, when's the dog gonna get his operation?
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Is there a doggy hell?
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Hey wait a minute, does this have anything to do with Santa's Little helper?
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You're gonna just let him die?
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Darn right I'm upset!
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We're not gonna let our dog die, and that's it!
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Aw right! Hear that boy?
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No problemo!
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Dumb dog!
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Lisa, close the gate.
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Awe, it's my fault. I called him a dumb dog.
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I'm not giving up. I don't care if I have to knock on every door in this town, I'm gonna find my dog.
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Excuse me sir, I lost my dog.
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Gee, I'm sorry sir.
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Santa's Little Helper! It's you!
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What's the matter boy, don't you know me? I'm your buddy.
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I love you boy.
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Why can't it all be marshmallow.
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Can I come to the candy shop?
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You go mum, for the greater good.
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Mum, how can you leave us with this maniac?
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So, you're one of those don't call me a chick, chicks eh?
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Disemboweller 4, the game where condemned criminals dig at each other with rusty hooks.
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Hey Lisa, I found a big deposit at the small of her back.
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Why would anybody wanna touch a girls butt? That's where kudu's come from!
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Oh yea! That was brilliant.
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it's just so hard not to listen to TV, it's spent so much more time raising us than you have.
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Homer: Are you hugging the TV?
Bart & Lisa: No!
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Ahhh, action news.
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Oh right! Snow day. No school tomorrow.
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You're gonna eat a blizzard of... unseasonable warmth.
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Jimbo: Nice PJ's Simpson, your mummy buy them for you?
Bart: Of couse she did, who else would have?
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Im saved. I love being a Simpson.
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Mrs Krabappel... I... didn't...
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Well I could use a new pair of hockey skates.
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How about some adulation from my little sister.
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Oh you're just jealous because you stink at sports.
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Mum, will you stop showing us those!
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Milhouse: Hey Bart, if Lisa's better than you at hockey, does that mean you will be better at school?
Bart: Maybe I will Milhouse, maybe I will.
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Come watch TV with me dad, we missed the first 2 episodes of cops but if we hurry we can catch the last 3.
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Hello queen lisa.
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Lisa, certain differences, rivalries if you will have come between us. I thought we could talk it over like civilized people but instead I just ripped the head of Mr Hunny Bunny.
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Oookkk! But on my way I'm gonna be doing this, if you get hit, it's your own fault.
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Lisa started it!
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Good luck tonight sis! I'll try not to hurt you!
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Hey mom, look at me mom!
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Great game Lis. (Lis is pronounced Lease)
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I'm only 10 and I already have 2 mortal enemies.
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I call the flintstones phone.
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They'll never believe a Simpson killed a Flanders by accident.
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Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?
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Wow, there is a God.
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I never felt this way about a girl before.
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My long search is finally over.
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Hi, I'm Bart Simpson. I was incredibly moved by your reading.
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The great thing about Sunday school is we're finally learning something we can use.
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Must fight Satan, make it up to him... later.
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I was thinking of staying behind and helping teacher clean up.
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There's just no pleasing a girl like that, all this behaving... I'm all tense around the chestle area.
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That'll hold me, at least until I get my hands on some sort of explosive.
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There's only one thing to do at a moment like this, strut!
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Well in my family, grades aren't important. It's what you learn that counts.
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Sorry, I have kind of a short fuse, which some people find charming. Speaking of charming... on FOX last night, this character was feeling rather randy and...
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I'm bad to the bone hunny!
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Wow, now I have the energy to do anything... aw just a second.
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Jessica, I think this is too steep.
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Actually, if the surface remains it's integrity, I might just be able to hold on.
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Ah, the glue will slow me down.
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Put up with her for another 7 years, then we'll get married and after the first baby comes she's sure to start treating me right, after all. I deserve it.
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She's already draen me to her with her beautiful siren song.
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You're turning me into a criminal when all I wanna be is a petty thug.
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Stealing from the collection basket is really wrong, even I know that!
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Just relax, for once you didn't do anything wrong.
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It seems like if you really care for me you would come forward.
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You are really beautiful but you're not very nice!
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This is my only refuge from the taunting accusations of the townspeople.
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It's amazing what some guys will do for a pretty face. Not me though! Wait 'till she see's what a second rate job I've done on these stairs.
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Hey man, don't have a cow.
submitted by: George Egert
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Watch out radio active man!
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See that? I started to do like a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechant! ... Not that I'm into that kind of thing!
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Lets see if they wore underwear back then.
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Well I'll be a son of a witch.
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I wanna see some birds get sucked into the engines... some rare one's!
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If it was me I'd take the zero.
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Cowabunga.
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Ayekaramba.
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Eat My Shorts.
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With a dry cool wit like that I could be an action hero.
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catch me if you can.
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Selma has one hour to live!
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I'd hate to tell the number one cop in town how to do his job.
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Wey to go Homer!
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But who'd wanna hurt me? I'm this centuries Denis the Menace!
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You're out there somewhere... But where? WHERE???
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Aaahhhhhh... Sideshow Bob!!!
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I'll be Gus, the lovable chimney sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle. Best in all West Minster! Yeaa!
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Mom, Dad! I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!!!
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Dad, I'm kinda edgy right now. I'd appreciate you not coming in my room screaming and brandishing a butcher knife.
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No offense but what you don't know could fill a warehouse.
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I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing!
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Hey, sometimes a guy just likes his skin to look its yellowiest.
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Wooaahh, this whole planet is like one big skate park.
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Hot stuff coming through!
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Listen to yourself man, you're hanging with nerds!
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You're asking the wrong guy, Millhouse. They all look alike to me.



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