Bart Simpson Dedication 
Bart Simpson Dedication
Bart Simpson Dedication
Bart Simpson Dedication

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I will only do this once a year
Tar is not a plaything
I will not defame New Orleans
I will not try to burn down the school
I will not aim for the head
I will not skateboard in the halls
I will not barf unless I'm sick
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
I will not draw naked ladies in class
I will not conduct my own fire drills
Garlic gum is not funny
I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom
Garlic gum is not funny
I will not fake seizures
Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things
I will not Xerox my butt
It's potato, not potatoe
I will not trade pants with others
A burp is not an answer
I am not a 32 year old woman
Coffee is not for kids
I will not sell school property
I will not squeak chalk
I do not have diplomatic immunity
I will not charge admission to the bathroom
I will not get very far with this attitude
Goldfish don't bounce
I will not belch the National Anthem
I will not sell land in Florida
Underwear should be worn on the inside
The boys room is not a water park
I will remember to take my medication
I will not waste chalk
I will not encourage others to fly
I will not do that thing with my tongue
I will not drive the principal's car
Funny noises are not funny'
I will not snap bras
This punishment is not boring and pointless
I will not bury the new kid
I will not bring sheep to class
The principal's toupee is not a frisbee
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
There are plenty of businesses like show business
Beans are neither fruit nor musical
I will not send lard through the mail
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
I will not hang donuts on my person
The first amendment does not cover burping
Bewitched" does not promote satanism
I am not a lean mean spitting machine
I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist
I will not instigate revolution
Nobody likes sunburn slappers'
I will return the seeing-eye dog
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
I will remember to take my medication
MY BUTT DOES NOT DESERVE A WEB SITE
I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA
I did not see Elvis
I will not call my teacher ``Hot Cakes''
Nerve gas is not a toy
Spitwads are not free speech
I will not conduct my own fire drills
My name is not ``Dr. Death''
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call
I will not sell miracle cures
The pledge of allegiance does not end with hail Satan
I will not strut around like I own the place
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
I am not certified to remove asbestos.
I will not draw naked ladies in class
I am not a dentist
I will not spank others
I will not carve gods
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far
I will not do anything bad ever again
Teacher is not a leper



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