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Blackboard Quotes I will only do this once a year Tar is not a plaything I will not defame New Orleans I will not try to burn down the school I will not aim for the head I will not skateboard in the halls I will not barf unless I'm sick I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge I will not draw naked ladies in class I will not conduct my own fire drills Garlic gum is not funny I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom Garlic gum is not funny I will not fake seizures Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things I will not Xerox my butt It's potato, not potatoe I will not trade pants with others A burp is not an answer I am not a 32 year old woman Coffee is not for kids I will not sell school property I will not squeak chalk I do not have diplomatic immunity I will not charge admission to the bathroom I will not get very far with this attitude Goldfish don't bounce I will not belch the National Anthem I will not sell land in Florida Underwear should be worn on the inside The boys room is not a water park I will remember to take my medication I will not waste chalk I will not encourage others to fly I will not do that thing with my tongue I will not drive the principal's car Funny noises are not funny' I will not snap bras This punishment is not boring and pointless I will not bury the new kid I will not bring sheep to class The principal's toupee is not a frisbee The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man Organ transplants are best left to the professionals I will not celebrate meaningless milestones There are plenty of businesses like show business Beans are neither fruit nor musical I will not send lard through the mail Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does I will not hang donuts on my person The first amendment does not cover burping Bewitched" does not promote satanism I am not a lean mean spitting machine I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist I will not instigate revolution Nobody likes sunburn slappers' I will return the seeing-eye dog All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. I will remember to take my medication MY BUTT DOES NOT DESERVE A WEB SITE I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA I did not see Elvis I will not call my teacher ``Hot Cakes'' Nerve gas is not a toy Spitwads are not free speech I will not conduct my own fire drills My name is not ``Dr. Death'' I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call I will not sell miracle cures The pledge of allegiance does not end with hail Satan I will not strut around like I own the place I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. I am not certified to remove asbestos. I will not draw naked ladies in class I am not a dentist I will not spank others I will not carve gods The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far I will not do anything bad ever again Teacher is not a leper
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